A rare photo with the Burglemeister, or Burgermeister, or whatever the heck this not-at-all creepy dude from Alpenfest is called, anyways!

And remember – order your copy of The First Seven Years Are Always the Hardest… during the book tour and receive a special gift from the road for your support!

I promise it won’t be anything creepy like a bobble-head statue of this dude or something…