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How Will You Spend YOUR $8.5 Million Stimulus Check?!
This week Americans began seeing the fruits of Congress’s gargantuan $2.2 trillion stimulus bill hitting their bank accounts, just in time to pay things like rent and electricity and barter with...
Global Pandemic Isolation … FOR KIDS!!!
My kids don’t know the meaning of the phrase, “We have to stay six feet away from other people.” Or, “Please cover your mouth when you cough, and get your fingers out of your n...
Wipe Now, Art Later
I think that it’s just about every writer’s dream to find themselves locked away at home with nothing else in the world to focus on except for their writing. Note to self: A global pandemi...
Hindsight is Always 2020…
If I had known then what I do know now … would I still have made the same stupid mistakes anyways??? It’s easy to say that we would’ve been smarter, given the wisdom of hindsight a...
I Know Why the Stay-at-Home Mom Drinks
I’m going to be honest – I don’t know if I could handle watching my kids 24/7 because I think around day 4 I would be diagnosed clinically insane. Don’t get me wrong …Â I...
Another Valentine’s Day Frenzy in Review
So Valentine’s Day was yesterday. Or as most guys refer to it –Â “Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” If you’re in love on Valentine’s Day, you probably celebrat...
Ask Me Today About My Brand New $7,000 Air Conditioner!
There are a few things that you wouldn’t want to live without here in the state of Florida… Flip-flops and sunglasses. Coconut rum. A copy of Jimmy Buffett’s Greatest Hits. Oh yeah,Â...
Parents Say the Most Peculiar Things
I have three toddlers … as particularly evidenced by my lack of sleep, the general state of my house, and the perpetual emptiness of my bank account. I also find myself saying a lot of things ...