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Black Lives Matter
Racism is bad. I mean, really really bad. In fact, let me say it one more time for the people all the way in the back – racism is probably one of the worst manifestations that mankind as a speci...
Oh Good, It’s Almost Hurricane Season!
The State of Florida certainly has its share of hazards… Hurricanes, love bugs, the infamous Florida Man himself. Of course, we typically don’t find ourselves having to take on all of them...
Spring Cleaning Is Cancelled This Year
You’d think that my house would be sparkling like Mr. Clean’s chrome dome after being stranded here with only groceries and the occasional trip to the mailbox to lure me outdoors for the p...
Of Course Nobody Likes Wearing Masks!
With the exception of maybe bandits and bank robbers, I think it’s pretty safe to say that nobody actually enjoys wearing the masks that have become a mainstay in our everyday lives to help slow...
How I Learned to Just Give In and Let My Kids Do Whatever They Want…
It’s a strange, new world in which we live. A world where the kids don’t go to school, and the parents don’t go to work, and we’re all trapped inside these same four walls 24...
America Looks Bored
It’s been over a month since the country shifted from being the spunky, out all night up and comer to the stay at home Dad nursing a beer while he watches Jimmy Kimmel, yearning for just one nig...
How Will You Spend YOUR $8.5 Million Stimulus Check?!
This week Americans began seeing the fruits of Congress’s gargantuan $2.2 trillion stimulus bill hitting their bank accounts, just in time to pay things like rent and electricity and barter with...
Global Pandemic Isolation … FOR KIDS!!!
My kids don’t know the meaning of the phrase, “We have to stay six feet away from other people.” Or, “Please cover your mouth when you cough, and get your fingers out of your n...