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Ask Me Today About My Brand New $7,000 Air Conditioner!
There are a few things that you wouldn’t want to live without here in the state of Florida… Flip-flops and sunglasses. Coconut rum. A copy of Jimmy Buffett’s Greatest Hits. Oh yeah,Â...
Parents Say the Most Peculiar Things
I have three toddlers … as particularly evidenced by my lack of sleep, the general state of my house, and the perpetual emptiness of my bank account. I also find myself saying a lot of things ...
40 is the New -9
It got really cold this week! I don’t know if you noticed, but highways in the north were closed due to ice, snow plows were out in full force, and officials were telling people to stay off the ...
Oh, For the Love of Pants!
If I had a choice been fighting with my four year-old each morning to get him out the door for school and going to the dentist every single morning … well, let’s just say that my dental ...
Fury of a Million Acorns
I’ve got a real problem with my nuts. Wait – that didn’t come out right, did it? Acorns, nuts, demon seeds – call them what you will, but I’ve got entirely too many of th...
A Resolution for More Humor Columns!
So did I miss anything while I was gone? It’s true that I haven’t written a humor column now in almost a year. I’ve thought about writing columns, and I’ve told some vaguely am...
Parenting Don’ts and Don’ts
My kids save me at least $29.95/month on a security system simply by leaving their Legos scattered all over the floor......
Stick to Writing Jokes, Funny Man!
As a humor columnist, I get told to mind my own business …Â a lot! Just because I’m probably going to make fun of something doesn’t mean that I’m not allowed to have an opinion...