Trump-pocalypse!

Jan 20, 2017
So we’re really doing this, huh?! Today is Donald Trump’s inauguration as the 45th President of the United States of America – no April Fools, no backsies, no “This is Ashton ...

Learned From the Parents of Twins…

Dec 2, 2016
Being a parent of twins is a lot like being a parent of only one child, except that when you’re seeing double from lack of sleep the results are exponentially terrifying… That said, even ...

Operation: Decorate!

Nov 25, 2016
Some folks are out shopping today. Others are still incapacitated from yesterday’s self-imposed turkey and gravy coma. Let them enjoy their savings and their sweet dreams of mashed potatoes an...

Red, White & Bologna

Nov 11, 2016
There was a time when admittedly I kind of liked bologna. I was probably in grade school and it was what we had lying around the fridge, so it made a fine sandwich that I ate for lunch on many an occa...

Just Vote Already

Nov 4, 2016
Can you believe it’s finally almost that time of year?! No, not Christmas … although you’ve only got 49 more shopping days and I heard that stores are already starting to put out th...

Nightmare on Pee-Pee Hallway Street

Oct 28, 2016
I’ve peed a lot of places over my years.  Some I’m not proud of, but none like this.  Never anything like this… * * * * * * * * * * It’s intriguing how the sound of something...