Another Day on the Island…

Sep 19, 2002
It’s hard to believe that we’ve already been on this “island” for eight weeks! Above that, I think it’s even harder to believe that I’ve lasted this long without writing a column about all...

Watch Where You’re Driving!

Aug 14, 2002
OR “Whoever invented the Winnebago should be dragged out into the street and shot…” Have you been outside recently? And when I refer to the outside, I’m thinking specifically of the roads and ...

The Warcraft 3 Excuse

Aug 2, 2002
I can’t deny it – I’ve used a lot of different excuses for delayed columns before, including everything from a lack of sleep to having simply way too much other work to get done, and even the su...

You’ve Got Porn!

Jun 12, 2002
It never fails. Every single time as my deadline approaches, I sit around wondering what in the world I’m going to write about for my next column, but this time I think it’s safe to say that I’v...

America Under Construction

Apr 10, 2002
Well, I finally made it home! My head is spinning, my eyes are blurry and I’ve got cramps throughout my entire body, but rather than go to bed like I really should, there’s a little something I ne...