Watch Where You’re Driving!

Aug 14, 2002
OR “Whoever invented the Winnebago should be dragged out into the street and shot…” Have you been outside recently? And when I refer to the outside, I’m thinking specifically of the roads and ...

The Warcraft 3 Excuse

Aug 2, 2002
I can’t deny it – I’ve used a lot of different excuses for delayed columns before, including everything from a lack of sleep to having simply way too much other work to get done, and even the su...

You’ve Got Porn!

Jun 12, 2002
It never fails. Every single time as my deadline approaches, I sit around wondering what in the world I’m going to write about for my next column, but this time I think it’s safe to say that I’v...

America Under Construction

Apr 10, 2002
Well, I finally made it home! My head is spinning, my eyes are blurry and I’ve got cramps throughout my entire body, but rather than go to bed like I really should, there’s a little something I ne...

This is a Test…

Feb 6, 2002
Of all the holidays that we have to deal with throughout the year, I think most men would agree that Valentine’s Day is easily the most trying of them all. “Why should it be so trying – it’s a...

I’m Not an Addict…

Jan 16, 2002
I honestly don’t know how I went this long without it. I’d been hearing all of the hype and rumors about it for years now, but nothing quite compares to trying it for yourself. They say once you t...

What If…

Dec 25, 2001
Recently I was walking down the street and somebody asked me what my New Years Resolutions were. Keep in mind that I live in a fairly small town, so it’s not really that big of a deal for a complete...