Emo is as Emo Does…

May 7, 2003
(Note: This column is in no way related to the hilarious comedian, Emo Philips. That particular Emo is a cool cat in my book…weird, but cool nonetheless!) That’s it! I officially give up on trying...

Driving for Dummies

Apr 30, 2003
You’ve seen them out on the road – the soccer moms with their cell phones permanently attached to their skulls, the elderly couples who can’t even remember why they got in the car in the first p...

Ask the Single Guy…

Apr 23, 2003
Due to the overwhelming amounts of correspondence I get in regards to romantic escapades and how to score in general, I thought that it might be fitting to spread the love in a slightly larger forum a...

The Coming of Spring

Apr 16, 2003
Don’t mind me, but I tend to get a little anxious around this time and by anxious, I actually mean psychotically derailed! Understand that I live in Northern Michigan, which means that not only do w...

The Lost Art of Customer Service

Apr 9, 2003
“Is there anything I can do for you to help maximize my commission check without doing any actual work?” I can’t be the only one that this kind of stuff happens to, can I?! Walking into the loca...

Not-So-Great Moments in Science

Mar 19, 2003
Only a few weeks ago, I wrote a particularly hilarious column considering the greatest inventions of all-time and within hours I was receiving literally dozens of e-mails informing me of better invent...

The Luck of the Scott-ish

Mar 12, 2003
I’d like to say that I tend have pretty good luck for the most part. Then again, I’d also like to say that I have the ability to sprout wings and fly around the city, spitting fireballs at my adve...

Great Moments in Science

Mar 5, 2003
Science can be a dirty, unforgiving game that takes no prisoners (…except in the case of animal testing, of course!) and I just have to hand it to the people behind the scenes who continue to make i...