(Note: This column is in no way related to the hilarious comedian, Emo Philips. That particular Emo is a cool cat in my book…weird, but cool nonetheless!) That’s it! I officially give up on trying...
You’ve seen them out on the road – the soccer moms with their cell phones permanently attached to their skulls, the elderly couples who can’t even remember why they got in the car in the first p...
Due to the overwhelming amounts of correspondence I get in regards to romantic escapades and how to score in general, I thought that it might be fitting to spread the love in a slightly larger forum a...
Don’t mind me, but I tend to get a little anxious around this time and by anxious, I actually mean psychotically derailed! Understand that I live in Northern Michigan, which means that not only do w...
“Is there anything I can do for you to help maximize my commission check without doing any actual work?” I can’t be the only one that this kind of stuff happens to, can I?! Walking into the loca...
If there was ever a place for general idiocy to reign over the masses, the office would without a doubt take the top position above all others! Although it might seem to the average blue-collar worker...
In this year filled with war and international discrepancies, I’ve found that sometimes it’s best to keep certain related opinions to myself – there’s always something else I can make fun of, ...
Only a few weeks ago, I wrote a particularly hilarious column considering the greatest inventions of all-time and within hours I was receiving literally dozens of e-mails informing me of better invent...
I’d like to say that I tend have pretty good luck for the most part. Then again, I’d also like to say that I have the ability to sprout wings and fly around the city, spitting fireballs at my adve...
Science can be a dirty, unforgiving game that takes no prisoners (…except in the case of animal testing, of course!) and I just have to hand it to the people behind the scenes who continue to make i...