I don’t mean to brag, but my life has been pretty awesome for the last six and a half days. I can say this because I’ve been on vacation … on a cruise, in fact … and we a...
Achievement Unlocked – Kept newborn baby alive for six months! See – that wasn’t so bad, although it probably hasn’t hurt to have a dedicated spouse like mine handy who knows to keep an eye ou...
The year was 1999, and the world was in desperate need of singing fishes. It had been 25 years since Al Green’s Take Me to the River had graced the airwaves and the last place anyone wouldR...
Not only will a home address in Low Earth Orbit look mighty impressive on the old Christmas cards that year, but I’m not sure if I mentioned it earlier … it would be totally awesome to live in spa...
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to jump on these things while they’re hot and get in on the ground floor if you’re really serious about being the bee's knees in this baby’s eyes once she ...
I’m sure that plenty of people in landlocked states would love the chance on any given day to be able to just walk along the white, sandy beaches and take a rejuvenating dip in the bathwater-tempera...
Whether your preference is the steak or the chicken, or even the overly-ambitious chicken & shrimp combination extravaganza that yours truly foolishly opted in vain to attempt, I think if there’...
A guy’s Christmas list says a lot about what kind of person he is. Some guys want nothing but the most expensive, high-tech toys that money can buy (i.e. the fun stuff) while others prefer more se...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special Anniversary Edition of The Humor Column. Special not only because I managed beat the stereotype and actually remember my own anniversary, but even more ...
Not a bad year, eh?! Now sure, our little baby that was 2008 certainly had its ups and down, ebbs and flows, pizzas and Brussels sprouts, but really, each and every year usually tends to – a lot can...