Operation: Decorate!

Nov 25, 2016
Some folks are out shopping today. Others are still incapacitated from yesterday’s self-imposed turkey and gravy coma. Let them enjoy their savings and their sweet dreams of mashed potatoes an...

The Immune System of a French Hen

Dec 4, 2015
I can’t get sick at Christmastime – I’ve got too much stuff to do! At least if you’re one of the birds stuck in that dreadful song, you’ve got some backup in case one of ...

Happy Billy Bass-Mas!

Dec 24, 2013
The year was 1999, and the world was in desperate need of singing fishes. It had been 25 years since Al Green’s Take Me to the River had graced the airwaves and the last place anyone wouldR...

Our Messy House, Snow Globe Edition

Jan 6, 2012
I’m sure if they had any idea of the colossal mess that these seemingly harmless fillers can impose on an unsuspecting home should the furry walls containing them somehow become compromised, they’...