Black Lives Matter

Jun 5, 2020
Racism is bad. I mean, really really bad. In fact, let me say it one more time for the people all the way in the back – racism is probably one of the worst manifestations that mankind as a speci...

America Looks Bored

Apr 24, 2020
It’s been over a month since the country shifted from being the spunky, out all night up and comer to the stay at home Dad nursing a beer while he watches Jimmy Kimmel, yearning for just one nig...

Stick to Writing Jokes, Funny Man!

Feb 23, 2018
As a humor columnist, I get told to mind my own business … a lot! Just because I’m probably going to make fun of something doesn’t mean that I’m not allowed to have an opinion...

This Is a Humor Column About Nazis

Aug 18, 2017
I don’t want to be writing about Nazis. There’s not really much to be said about Nazis that hasn’t already been said in textbooks and documentaries and Indiana Jones movies, so unles...

Trump-pocalypse!

Jan 20, 2017
So we’re really doing this, huh?! Today is Donald Trump’s inauguration as the 45th President of the United States of America – no April Fools, no backsies, no “This is Ashton ...

Red, White & Bologna

Nov 11, 2016
There was a time when admittedly I kind of liked bologna. I was probably in grade school and it was what we had lying around the fridge, so it made a fine sandwich that I ate for lunch on many an occa...

Just Vote Already

Nov 4, 2016
Can you believe it’s finally almost that time of year?! No, not Christmas … although you’ve only got 49 more shopping days and I heard that stores are already starting to put out th...