Everything I Never Wanted to Know About Kidney Stones…
I always thought that kidney stones were something that old people got, like offers for life insurance and senior discounts at those disgusting buffet restaurants where the only way anyone c...
The Immune System of a French Hen
I can’t get sick at Christmastime – I’ve got too much stuff to do! At least if you’re one of the birds stuck in that dreadful song, you’ve got some backup in case one of ...
The Urine Courier
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldn...
A House Call from the Rug Doctor
I just hope that the poor guy knows what he’s getting himself into because for the love of all things freshly Febreezed are the floors around this house absolutely and unequivocally beyond disgustin...
Reasons Why Bronchitis is Not Fun
Of all the communicable diseases one could stumble upon this time of year, bronchitis is definitely right up there on the list of ones that aren’t very much fun to have at all......
Ask Me About My Woodpecker Attack
Apparently there are some people in this world who aren’t absolutely petrified when it comes to needles, and to those people I have only two words for you – you’re crazy....
Please Don’t Sneeze, Please Don’t Sneeze…
And I say that not so much with concern regarding the spreading of swine flu as much as simply a meager plea to the sinus gods who are currently beating my very being to a swollen pulp … I’d be wi...
Medical Bills Make Me Sad
…followed subsequently (in no particular order) by anger, confusion, anxiety, desperation, angst, loathing, outrage, panic, apathy, and depression until finally building into a veritable quagmire of...