I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Eel
Up until now I’ve made a considerable effort to limit myself to meats that have actually been cooked – it’s a policy that has served me quite well over the years......
An Obligation of Awesome to My New Baby Niece…
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to jump on these things while they’re hot and get in on the ground floor if you’re really serious about being the bee's knees in this baby’s eyes once she ...
Do These Pop-Tarts Make Me Look Fat?
Boy – dieting sure would be a lot more fun if I didn’t have to feel like I had been banished from every delicious, mouthwatering morsel of junk food I’ve ever known!...
Welcome to Tupperware Castle
It’s when you find yourself sitting on the floor of your new kitchen at three o’clock in the morning that something finally snaps inside and you do what any mature, self-respecting adult would do ...
Oh, to Rent from a Nigerian Scam Artist…
I’ve never claimed to be the sharpest tack in the box, the brightest bulb in the shed, or even the newest kid on the block......
Behind the Process: An Idea is Born
What can I say - when your life is just as naturally hilarious as mine is on a regular basis, finding something amusing to write about can sometimes be as easy as sitting down to a nice, healthy break...
Caution: Alligator in Roadway
You know how when you’re just driving along, minding your own business, and then all of a sudden, you hit an alligator in the middle of the road?! Of course you don’t, because aside from Florida, ...
Screw You, Mr. Super Sexy Old Spice Guy!
Look at me. Not at her. Or even at that furry, little kitten over in the corner. Just at me … you jerk. Now that I have your “attention,” tell me – just who the hell do you think you are, Mr. ...