…not that you’d get much for it, anyways, but hey, I suppose every little bit helps in these crazy, fossil-fuelin’ times. $3.75 a gallon, seriously?! There’s nothing quite like having to choos...
I learned an important lesson recently… Just as one shouldn’t go grocery shopping when they’re hungry, it’s also probably not such a bright idea to follow-up by throwing the grocer...
I’m gonna be honest with you, I’ve always had a problem with the whole magical, weather-forecasting groundhog concept. Hell, I’ve always had a problem with the magical, weather-forecasting guy o...
You call me obsessed like it’s a bad thing… But what can I say, I’ve lasted an exasperating six months since Apple released the Holy Grail of cell phones. Reading all of the forum threads and pr...
Friends, I have a problem. A very delicious problem… I’ve said before that I absolutely love this time of year, and not simply due to the presents and the giving of thanks and the Christmas decora...
No, no – not the kiddie kind that you buy for $49 at Wal-Mart on a hot summer day and then buy another one at Wal-Mart for $49 the following week because you filled the thing over the tiniest of peb...
Pop Quiz: What do Asians and microscopic plankton have in common? If you answered that they both have a tendency to soothe the appetite for the tiniest of fish that frolic and play in the salty waters...
You’ve just gotta love the holiday spirit, don’t you? The purchasing of gifts for your friends and family, the delightful flow of eggnog as you divulge secrets from your childhood past that you wo...
I don’t want to alarm anyone, so just try to stay calm when I tell you this…but I think we’re being watched. You think it sounds creepy now, but wait until I actually get around to explaining wh...
You see, and here we have yet another fine example why I am certainly not ready to have kids! Case in point: you can’t throw children away and purchase new ones if they get ‘banged up’ a little�...