So I’m Afraid of Empty Pools…

Sep 28, 2007
No, no – not the kiddie kind that you buy for $49 at Wal-Mart on a hot summer day and then buy another one at Wal-Mart for $49 the following week because you filled the thing over the tiniest of peb...

Tonight We Wage War at Countertop…

Jun 15, 2006
I don’t want to alarm anyone, so just try to stay calm when I tell you this…but I think we’re being watched. You think it sounds creepy now, but wait until I actually get around to explaining wh...

Out with Rex, in with Ramona…

Jul 15, 2005
You see, and here we have yet another fine example why I am certainly not ready to have kids! Case in point: you can’t throw children away and purchase new ones if they get ‘banged up’ a little�...