I know you’ve been there before. Hell, chances are you’ve probably still got the burn marks on the roof of your mouth to prove it! How can something so delicious cause so much pain? Ok, well m...
So yes, I have a subscription to The Betty Crocker Cookbook Collection. Now normally that’s the kind of information that I’d ask folks to keep under their hats or other apparel suitable for storin...
Those people over there in the booths? They’ve got it easy… Anybody can come to an all-you-can-eat buffet, plop their family down for the evening, and proceed to maximize their return on that $7.9...
Ahhh, screw it – I’ll just do a few extra sit-ups tomorrow! If you’re anything like me, you were one of the geniuses who triumphantly decided to take a stand this New Years and put taking better...
Today’s the day we’ve all been fasting for, ladies and gentlemen! Now normally you wouldn’t be reading my regularly scheduled warm, soothing words until tomorrow morning – you know, right arou...
Alrighty, folks – we’re officially in panic mode! And boy, am I tired. Honestly, I probably shouldn’t even be taking the break to write the here column, but the way I see it, there’s only so m...
Does anybody know where the Doritos Headquarters is? I think it’s high time that we get a mob together and go knock some sense into those “flavor experts” of theirs… I don’t know about you, ...
Scott has been waiting for this day for a long time, my friends! So long that it’s got him speaking in the third person and it doesn’t even phase him in the least, and being the prolific writer th...
I learned an important lesson recently… Just as one shouldn’t go grocery shopping when they’re hungry, it’s also probably not such a bright idea to follow-up by throwing the grocer...
It’s State Fair time here in Florida! Yes, you can tell by the rickety, glowing carnival rides barely standing upright on the horizon, the rapid spike in sales of antacids at surrounding convenience...