Being a mom can’t be an easy job. I mean, right off the bat – that first part?! Nope! I’ve seen the whole ordeal up close and personal exactly once and if it’s all the same to ...
Who doesn’t love helping somebody move?! The carrying of cardboard boxes, the profuse sweating, the subsequent offering of pizza and beer in compensation for the carrying of boxes and the sweat...
Believe me – I’m just as surprised as you are, on account of my formerly-pregnant wife’s due date not falling for another solid six weeks on the calendar, but as they say, sometimes babies come ...
I’m gonna be honest with you – I’ve had plenty of time to think about it already, and it’s kind of crazy just to try and quantify the amount of crazy that this whole situation really is......
Being unfriended on Facebook is pretty much the worst thing that can happen in modern society today. Hit by a bus? Life insurance claim for your next of kin. Eaten by a pack of hungry wolves? Hey, wol...
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to jump on these things while they’re hot and get in on the ground floor if you’re really serious about being the bee's knees in this baby’s eyes once she ...
Ladies and gentlemen – I do believe that I have officially met my match. She’s short, and furry, and over the course of the last week, I think I’ve cleaned up her pee roughly 700 times......
Hey, 21st century – guess who’s finally here?! Yeah, yeah … so I’ve finally gone and done what apparently everyone eight years-old and above already did about two years ago. I’ve joined Th...
Pop Quiz: What do Asians and microscopic plankton have in common? If you answered that they both have a tendency to soothe the appetite for the tiniest of fish that frolic and play in the salty waters...