Lucky Seven(er)s

Jul 7, 2007 The Humor Column
Today was supposed to be a day for my people to shine! And by my people, of course I mean all those who make up the mighty Sevener clan, the mightiest of families this side of the Eighters, proudly do...

Cue Up the Next Family Gathering!

Dec 3, 2003 The Humor Column
It’s the most tormenting time of the year, With the talk so repelling, And Uncle Ted yelling, “We’re all out of beer!” It’s the most tormenting time of the year! I know that you’ve all pro...

Can We Still Be Friends?

Feb 28, 2003 The Humor Column
Ahhh, the final nail in the coffin, the icing on the cake, the last swing before the knock out is official. Although supposedly backed by the best of intentions, no words have ever been more of a smac...