Flower Day(s) = Not So Much…

Apr 18, 2008
If last week was the awesomest that wedding planning had to offer, then I think I might go so far as to say that flower planning is just about the antithesis of cake planning, at least in my book. And...

Taming the Ever-Resilient Butt Divot

Feb 22, 2008
This chair isn’t nearly as comfortable as it first was three hours ago… Since then, I think I’ve identified a primary flaw in the design of the modern waiting room, that being that they’re rea...

In My Dreams…

Sep 7, 2007
I’ve been having some weird dreams lately. And no, not the kind that make your significant other go “Ewww – you pig!” before committing you to a week of sleepless nights out on the couch … a...

Reader Mailbag – 2004 Leftovers

Feb 25, 2005
“We get letters…” Sometimes things just so happen to slip through the cracks here at Comedic-Genius Productions, and that’s exactly what happened with the correspondence that we’re about to ...

I’ll See You in Court!

Oct 29, 2003
I’ve been watching a lot of afternoon television lately and first of all, I’ve just got to tell you – I don’t understand how anybody could just sit around and watch TV all day long! I mean, do...