The Poopy Door

Oct 20, 2017
Any seasoned parent knows that the worst enemy of a parent is poop. It’s not when the kids erupt into random tantrums in the grocery store or even when they wipe their runny noses on you, t...

Nightmare on Pee-Pee Hallway Street

Oct 28, 2016
I’ve peed a lot of places over my years.  Some I’m not proud of, but none like this.  Never anything like this… * * * * * * * * * * It’s intriguing how the sound of something...

A Maze of Any Other Flavor…

Oct 30, 2015
There are many foods that I’ve occasionally dreamt of finding myself lost in a maze of … pizza, General Tso’s chicken, those giant chocolate chip cookies from Panera that just about...

Living in a Pumpkin Spice World

Oct 4, 2013
There are two kinds of people in this world – those who look forward to the coming of autumn with a wild anticipation for all of the breathtakingly amazing treasures and treats to be graced with the...

Scott Scared Silly

Oct 29, 2006
Halloween – an evening of fright, a night of terror, a myriad of horror and mystery, ridden with taunts of ghastly beings and undying souls and blood-thirsty minions roaming the dark in search o...

Freaks on Parade

Oct 31, 2002
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time again! Yes, that’s right – it’s time to let your hair down, let it all hang out and just let it be…sorry, I couldn’t think of a third one to finish the...