I’m gonna be honest with you, I’ve always had a problem with the whole magical, weather-forecasting groundhog concept. Hell, I’ve always had a problem with the magical, weather-forecasting guy o...
Oh, the wondrous beauty of autumn. Isn’t this a great time of year? The hot, scathing weather has slipped away for a much more manageable, cool breeze. The leaves turn the most brilliant shades of y...
So it’s been three months already, as those of you who have been living vicariously through yours truly since that fateful July 13th column will certainly vouch – a very sleek, very sexy, and of c...
As if working out wasn’t hard enough already… So I finally got off my butt and decided to give this whole weight loss thing another try. Some of you may recall a few columns months ago about my im...
Pop Quiz: What do Asians and microscopic plankton have in common? If you answered that they both have a tendency to soothe the appetite for the tiniest of fish that frolic and play in the salty waters...
Wow – this one’s certainly flying by fast, now isn’t it? As they say, if there’s but one bad thing about summer, it’s simply that it just always seems to zip by way too fast! The seemingly e...
I don’t mean to brag, but I think it’s important that you know that I’m probably cooler than you now. I know, it’s been a little difficult for me to adjust to it, also, because traditionally I...
We’ve been over this once before… …and yet apparently my pleas have fallen upon deaf ears, possibly because those listening also happen to live next door to me and thus also find the...
I don’t mean to gloat, but … oh, who am I kidding?! I love to gloat and really, when you’ve got this kind of chicken at your disposal whenever you want (except Sundays), who wouldn’t feel at l...
Now I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think you should all know that I almost died over the weekend. Don’t worry – I did manage to make it through, but they’re telling me to stay away from s...