Life is Like a Poop

Oct 9, 2015
I dream of a day when my best stories don’t involve my child’s pooping activities… …but alas, today is not that day. Although it’s mostly true that his craziest of poops...

Scott’s Guide to Common Courtesy

Sep 11, 2015
I know, I know … if we’re just being honest here, nobody really likes being courteous to others! I mean, sure, we begrudgingly do it because society implores us to be kind to our neighbor...

The Fine Art of Chinese Buffet Takeout

Jun 12, 2009
Those people over there in the booths? They’ve got it easy… Anybody can come to an all-you-can-eat buffet, plop their family down for the evening, and proceed to maximize their return on that $7.9...

Unlucky Like a Rock

Jun 13, 2008
Yeah, so it’s Friday the 13th … so what?! I’m not really one to get all up in arms about today being the unluckiest day of the year. Heck, I even flew today on Friday the 13th, which in my opini...

Scott’s Top Ten Rules of Summer

Aug 3, 2007
Wow – this one’s certainly flying by fast, now isn’t it? As they say, if there’s but one bad thing about summer, it’s simply that it just always seems to zip by way too fast! The seemingly e...