I don’t want to be writing about Nazis. There’s not really much to be said about Nazis that hasn’t already been said in textbooks and documentaries and Indiana Jones movies, so unles...
I don’t trust people who are so trusting in other people. They just seem … untrustworthy. What kind of a world would we live in if politicians, lawyers, and Wall Street bankers were all t...
I dream of a day when my best stories don’t involve my child’s pooping activities… …but alas, today is not that day. Although it’s mostly true that his craziest of poops...
I know, I know … if we’re just being honest here, nobody really likes being courteous to others! I mean, sure, we begrudgingly do it because society implores us to be kind to our neighbor...
There are a lot of first moments worth celebrating when you’re a new parent – first full night of sleep, first sounds that you think are words but any reasonable person will insist that th...
We’ve driven over 1,600 miles, we’ve celebrated the holidays with two different families, we’ve cleaned up plenty of puppy byproducts along the way, and through it all, these are the things that...
I know you’ve been there before. Hell, chances are you’ve probably still got the burn marks on the roof of your mouth to prove it! How can something so delicious cause so much pain? Ok, well m...
Those people over there in the booths? They’ve got it easy… Anybody can come to an all-you-can-eat buffet, plop their family down for the evening, and proceed to maximize their return on that $7.9...
I’d like to interrupt our regularly-scheduled programming for this vitally important public service announcement… Ladies and gentlemen, snow is not your friend. I know that this comes as a bit of ...
Yeah, so it’s Friday the 13th … so what?! I’m not really one to get all up in arms about today being the unluckiest day of the year. Heck, I even flew today on Friday the 13th, which in my opini...