Scott’s Top Ten Rules of Summer

Aug 3, 2007
Wow – this one’s certainly flying by fast, now isn’t it? As they say, if there’s but one bad thing about summer, it’s simply that it just always seems to zip by way too fast! The seemingly e...

Lucky Seven(er)s

Jul 7, 2007
Today was supposed to be a day for my people to shine! And by my people, of course I mean all those who make up the mighty Sevener clan, the mightiest of families this side of the Eighters, proudly do...

Tales of Dieting Wisdom & Woe

Jun 29, 2007
Why couldn’t I just be born skinny? Oh, that’s right – I was – but then I grew up, left my adolescent metabolism behind me, and it’s all been downhill from there, like a fat man chasing fran...

Cleaning Day 2006

Mar 1, 2006
Even the very best of men can only put off cleaning house for so long… Granted, I knew that it was only a matter of time before I’d have to finally deal with it, but I figured that I still had a g...

Graduation or Bust

May 26, 2004
This is an important time for you kids, finally breaking out of the mold to greet the world with open arms. Your high school graduation is a time of enlightenment that you’ll never forget, as you wa...