I Now Own a Chainsaw

Jul 31, 2015
You’d probably think that I’d be happy … perhaps even excited about this, but I assure you I’m really not. Sure, chainsaws are among the manliest of tools, whether you’...

One Day a Grilling Guru, I Shall Be…

Aug 5, 2011
Believe me, I certainly understand that my lack of open pit prowess isn’t exactly the most manly thing to be declaring here in the dead of summer when the Coronas are flowing freely and every guy wh...

Vertically Challenged

May 13, 2011
The latest challenge that I’ve been faced with recently in our quest to get settled in our new home is changing the burnt out lightbulb outside above our front porch. Just one stupid, little lightb...

Decking the Halls Should Be the Law!

Dec 4, 2009
Has this ever happened to YOU??? You’re the kind of guy who pours his heart and soul into his Christmas lights, spending eleven months out of the year just planning for the next display.  In Januar...

Wanted: Shoes

Jun 5, 2009
I don’t want to alarm everyone, but I’ve got a bit of an emergency on my hands here, folks. A fashion emergency, that is. But before you go calling Carson, Kyan, Ted, Thom, and Jai out of their fa...

Still Sore from the Auto Shop

Apr 3, 2009
Call me vamboozled, but I think I’ve been hoodwinked… I’m going to be honest with you when I say that there are few things that I genuinely dislike more than taking my car in for repair. Root ca...

Super Bowl Fever

Jan 30, 2009
It’s getting a little crazy around here! I mean, I know this time of year is a pretty big deal for the manliest of the men…and women…who’ve been anxiously awaiting this weekend for the past fo...

Fertilize This!

May 9, 2008
“Please grow, baby! Please grow!!!” No, no – we’re not pregnant – and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even suggesting such a thought to a guy that isn’t even married yet! We’ll d...

Sentenced to the Man Couch

Jan 25, 2008
Next time one of us needs to bring a deck of cards… This week I’m actually writing your friendly, neighborhood humor column on location, although sadly in reality it’s not nearly as glamorous as...