Weed Not, Want Not…

Sep 19, 2008
It’s a jungle out there, baby, however not even Tarzan can help us now… I thought after our last episode with the lawn, my out-of-doors woes had gone the way of affordable gas prices, never to pos...

Fertilize This!

May 9, 2008
“Please grow, baby! Please grow!!!” No, no – we’re not pregnant – and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even suggesting such a thought to a guy that isn’t even married yet! We’ll d...

A Tale of Two Toilets

Apr 20, 2007
Talk about a week gone down the tubes… I thought I was doing a good thing two falls ago when I moved from my apartment to a stately condo on the other side of town. The neighborhood was nicer (read:...