Behind the Process: The Last Minute

Aug 20, 2010
The truth is, 90% of all writing is done at the last minute, whether it be cookbook recipes or new episodes of The Simpsons or even humor columns just like this one that you’re reading right now......

Behind the Process: An Idea is Born

Aug 6, 2010
What can I say - when your life is just as naturally hilarious as mine is on a regular basis, finding something amusing to write about can sometimes be as easy as sitting down to a nice, healthy break...

Reasons Why You Should Buy My Book

Jul 30, 2010
It’s a good book, and I’m not just saying that because I’m the author and I’ve poured my heart and soul into its 210 pages of hilarious wordplay, sacrificing sleep, personal time, and more tha...

The Most Productive Place on Earth

Oct 16, 2009
Isn’t it amazing what you can get done when you’re floating out in the middle of nowhere? Let me tell you, I used to think that taking a trip down to the local Taco Bell, with its extra-value-pack...

15 Weeks Down…

Nov 6, 2002
Can you believe it’s been almost a month and a half since I wrote you guys last? What can I say, island life can get a little crazy out here and sometimes we all just sorta lose track of time. A lot...

Another Day on the Island…

Sep 19, 2002
It’s hard to believe that we’ve already been on this “island” for eight weeks! Above that, I think it’s even harder to believe that I’ve lasted this long without writing a column about all...