Tales From the Neverending Car Line

Aug 28, 2020
Do kids even take the bus to school anymore? I ask because although I see them driving around town, I can only assume that every school bus is completely empty based on the number of SUVs and minivans...

Did You Pee in the Pool Yet, Dad?

Aug 21, 2020
One of my responsibilities as a father of boys is teaching them about their penises. So far the coursework has been pretty straightforward – wear underwear, don’t show it to strangers, try...

Lord, Have Mercy on My Toilets…

Jun 26, 2020
Have you ever wondered about the volume of poop that comes out of your household on a daily basis? For the amount of time that I’ve spent behind the business end of a toilet plunger these last c...

Parents Say the Most Peculiar Things

Feb 1, 2019
I have three toddlers … as particularly evidenced by my lack of sleep, the general state of my house, and the perpetual emptiness of my bank account. I also find myself saying a lot of things ...

Oh, For the Love of Pants!

Jan 18, 2019
If I had a choice been fighting with my four year-old each morning to get him out the door for school and going to the dentist every single morning … well, let’s just say that my dental ...

Son, Don’t Bite Your Valentine…

Feb 16, 2018
This week I was informed by my son’s teacher that he bit one of his classmates at school. He’s not even four years-old yet, so it’s pretty safe to assume that it wasn’t to foll...