The New Daddy Chronicles, Volume 2

Jun 20, 2014
Whew!  You know what they say – time flies when you’re raising a newborn correctly and without any general cause for alarm whatsoever… My life is currently a mystifying blur of di...

The Sunburn Kid … Finds a Sidekick?

Jun 13, 2014
I’d forgotten just how bad sunburns hurt the next day. Sunburn is basically our Sun’s way of saying, “Witness what my mere presence some 92 million miles away can inflict upon your fleshy mortal...

The New Daddy Chronicles, Volume 1

May 9, 2014
What can I say? It’s been a pretty busy month… If you happened to miss my column back in March, well the joke is certainly on you because I had a baby – at least in the capacity t...

The Worst Poop Imaginable, Revisited

Apr 29, 2014
So perhaps I spoke a little too soon… It was only a wee seven days ago when I wrote about The Worst Poop Imaginable™, and yet here we are again because if my fellow Internet mommies and da...

The Worst Poop Imaginable

Apr 22, 2014
There are things that they don’t really warn you about in the parenting classes. There are things that they can’t really warn you about in the parenting classes. And today I learned R...

So … I Have a Son Now?!

Mar 28, 2014
Believe me – I’m just as surprised as you are, on account of my formerly-pregnant wife’s due date not falling for another solid six weeks on the calendar, but as they say, sometimes babies come ...

Mean, Old Mr. Sevener…

Jul 24, 2009
Now I don’t want to come off like some kind of jerk here, but just between you and me – I don’t really like kids. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true – it’s not all kids in general that...