Life is Like a Poop

Oct 9, 2015
I dream of a day when my best stories don’t involve my child’s pooping activities… …but alas, today is not that day. Although it’s mostly true that his craziest of poops...

No, You Can’t Play With That!!!

Sep 25, 2015
I have this conversation with my 1 1/2 year-old son on pretty much an hourly basis: Kid: Hey Dad, check out this new thing that I found to chew on! (mind you, he doesn’t really talk yet, bu...

The New Daddy Chronicles, Volume 3

Aug 8, 2014
All I want is one day where this baby sleeps consistently like he did the night before. Also, a day without mega poops … the kind that peel the paint from the walls and make you want to claw you...

The New Daddy Chronicles, Volume 2

Jun 20, 2014
Whew!  You know what they say – time flies when you’re raising a newborn correctly and without any general cause for alarm whatsoever… My life is currently a mystifying blur of di...

The Sunburn Kid … Finds a Sidekick?

Jun 13, 2014
I’d forgotten just how bad sunburns hurt the next day. Sunburn is basically our Sun’s way of saying, “Witness what my mere presence some 92 million miles away can inflict upon your fleshy mortal...

The New Daddy Chronicles, Volume 1

May 9, 2014
What can I say? It’s been a pretty busy month… If you happened to miss my column back in March, well the joke is certainly on you because I had a baby – at least in the capacity t...