Follow Up, Top Down

Oct 19, 2007
So it’s been three months already, as those of you who have been living vicariously through yours truly since that fateful July 13th column will certainly vouch – a very sleek, very sexy, and of c...

Rationalizing Road Rage

Aug 17, 2007
Warning: The following humor column depicts scenes of graphic violence that, while hopefully both amusing and quite understandable given the sheer ignorance of the situation, is still unfortunately an...

Crazy @#*!&%$ Drivers!

Nov 19, 2003
You know, I always try my best to keep things new and fresh when I’m writing these columns, taking particular care not to repeat topics incessantly until they’ve been proverbially beaten into the ...

Drivers Passengers Wanted

Oct 1, 2003
If there’s one thing I’ve noticed in all of my recent travels, it’s that I definitely need to seriously think about picking up one of those car air-fresheners. Well that, and the fact that there...

Driving for Dummies

Apr 30, 2003
You’ve seen them out on the road – the soccer moms with their cell phones permanently attached to their skulls, the elderly couples who can’t even remember why they got in the car in the first p...

Watch Where You’re Driving!

Aug 14, 2002
OR “Whoever invented the Winnebago should be dragged out into the street and shot…” Have you been outside recently? And when I refer to the outside, I’m thinking specifically of the roads and ...

America Under Construction

Apr 10, 2002
Well, I finally made it home! My head is spinning, my eyes are blurry and I’ve got cramps throughout my entire body, but rather than go to bed like I really should, there’s a little something I ne...