Can you imagine how exhausting it must be to believe that everything around you is fake? Climate change. 9/11. A global pandemic. Anderson Cooper’s street cred. How would you even know that the gril...
“I want to speak to the manager of the Internet – this website is distracting me and preventing me from writing my humor column!” Oh, Karen… Not a week goes by without your smu...
Sure, giant lizards munching on your rhododendrons might be a bit of a surprise the first time around, but if you ask me, a little unexpected gator with your morning paper is nothing compared to an ev...
…I’d like to congratulate you for celebrating another 4th of July here in the USA without singeing off your own eyebrows, along with the left side of your face, the neighbor’s cat, and those thr...
I don’t want to point any fingers or anything, but some of the appliances around here aren’t exactly utilizing all of their circuitry to maximum capacity, if you know what I’m saying… And as m...
I don’t want to get everyone all riled up, but I guess in this case I actually do – I just can’t hold back my excitement a moment longer! I know that times have been kind of tough financially, a...
Ahhh, the 4th of July – a day of hotdogs and baked beans, picnics in the park, and fireworks soaring overheard, all to the tune of God Bless the USA. It’s one of those days that really makes you s...
Boy, do I ever feel dumb. And not even the kind of dumb where you’re like, “Well, that was kind of silly – I hope nobody was watching…” so much as “That was quite possibly the stupidest th...