The Ninjas of Home Package Delivery
A new computer, a pair of shoes in a size that the store didn’t have, maybe some sort of rare Baywatch memorabilia from a German collector on eBay – all of these need delivery to be of any use to ...Mean, Old Mr. Sevener…
Now I don’t want to come off like some kind of jerk here, but just between you and me – I don’t really like kids. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true – it’s not all kids in general that...God Bless the HOA
The unsung heroes of our communities, they are the men and women of the neighborhood Homeowners Association. You probably don’t think much about your local HOA – I know that I sure didn’t, but t...This Column Was Made Using Reclaimed Water
Can a brother spare a gallon? A cup? Maybe even just a tablespoon?! Because frankly, my lawn will take just about anything you can give it at this point! I don’t know if the rest of the universe has...They Call Me “Unsolicited”
Might I have just a moment of your time? I think we might’ve gotten off on the wrong foot, on account of me sticking mine in your door when you tried to slam it in my face the other day when I came ...Sherlock Hemlock and The Case of the Missing Garbage Can Lid
It was one of those nights when it just really would’ve been nice to have a small, green, mystery-solving Muppet from your childhood around… More specifically, it was a dark and stormy Wednesday e...Only This Blanket Can Save You Now!
Thanks to Mother Nature and her stupid cold front, it’s been a bit nippy around here lately, especially for anyone or anything that happens to live outside. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s cert...Weed Not, Want Not…
It’s a jungle out there, baby, however not even Tarzan can help us now… I thought after our last episode with the lawn, my out-of-doors woes had gone the way of affordable gas prices, never to pos...Fertilize This!
“Please grow, baby! Please grow!!!” No, no – we’re not pregnant – and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even suggesting such a thought to a guy that isn’t even married yet! We’ll d...- 2 of 4
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