Pandemic Time

Jul 24, 2020
Is it Christmas yet??? Maybe election time? It could even already be Halloween, considering we’ve all got the masks ready for it and everything! Just fill up a big bowl full of candy and wait fo...

Summer Water Park Fun AND YOU!!!

Jun 10, 2016
It’s summertime. It’s hot outside – roughly 95 brazillion degrees, last I checked. What are you supposed to do to help beat this crazy summer heat??? If you’re anything like me...

A Cautionary Tale About Frogs…

May 27, 2016
I’m not ashamed to admit it – I was once naive in the ways of the common green frog, led to believe that they’re all cute and laid-back and slimy in a fun-loving, hoppy kind of way...

Aloe is a Stupid Man’s Best Friend

Aug 7, 2009
Yeah, yeah – you can probably see where this one’s going before I even get started… So as you can probably discern from the lovingly flattering photo, yours truly got burned recently, and not so...

It’s a Jungle Out There…

Jul 31, 2009
I’ve written about this a time or two before, but we’re going to go over everything again this week one more time because frankly I’m not quite sure everyone took seriously enough my warnings of...

The Day the Earth Stood Sweating

Jul 17, 2009
Let’s play a game, folks!  It’s just a little something I’ve cooked up in my spare time lately called Things You Never Want to Hear in Florida … in July, and it goes a little something like t...