One of my responsibilities as a father of boys is teaching them about their penises. So far the coursework has been pretty straightforward – wear underwear, don’t show it to strangers, try...
Is it Christmas yet??? Maybe election time? It could even already be Halloween, considering we’ve all got the masks ready for it and everything! Just fill up a big bowl full of candy and wait fo...
I don’t think it really comes as much of a surprise when I say that this summer is going to be a bit different than what we normally expect from summers around here. We’d like to pretend t...
It’s summertime. It’s hot outside – roughly 95 brazillion degrees, last I checked. What are you supposed to do to help beat this crazy summer heat??? If you’re anything like me...
I’m not ashamed to admit it – I was once naive in the ways of the common green frog, led to believe that they’re all cute and laid-back and slimy in a fun-loving, hoppy kind of way...
There’s always something lurking out there in the depths, just waiting to get ya. Here in the Gulf of Mexico on the Florida coast if it’s not sharks, it’s flesh-eating bacteria. And ...
I know it’s really, really nice outside. I know that I could use a break, and we’ll only be gone for a few hours. I know that the sand between my toes would feel just wonderful right about ...
At least apples and oranges have the decency to grow hanging on trees in plain sight, but so many vegetables grow underground or out of sight – who knows what they’re doing when they’re down the...
Yeah, yeah – you can probably see where this one’s going before I even get started… So as you can probably discern from the lovingly flattering photo, yours truly got burned recently, and not so...
I’ve written about this a time or two before, but we’re going to go over everything again this week one more time because frankly I’m not quite sure everyone took seriously enough my warnings of...