It’s a strange, new world in which we live. A world where the kids don’t go to school, and the parents don’t go to work, and we’re all trapped inside these same four walls 24...
I’m going to be honest – I don’t know if I could handle watching my kids 24/7 because I think around day 4 I would be diagnosed clinically insane. Don’t get me wrong … I...
So we’re really doing this, huh?! Today is Donald Trump’s inauguration as the 45th President of the United States of America – no April Fools, no backsies, no “This is Ashton ...
No single phrase in the English language is more terrifying to hear than, “The toilet isn’t flushing.” Well maybe, “There’s a meteor headed straight for Earth and the c...
How much do we really know about ceiling fans??? I mean, sure, they hang from the center of pretty much every room in the house, faithfully serving to keep us cool by circulating air justly around our...
It pains me to say this like the root canal I’ve never had, but I think it might be time to start coming to terms with the fact that Donald Trump may very well be the next President of the Uni...
There’s always something lurking out there in the depths, just waiting to get ya. Here in the Gulf of Mexico on the Florida coast if it’s not sharks, it’s flesh-eating bacteria. And ...
Cockroaches are disgusting. I don’t really think that I’m crossing any boundaries making a proclamation like that, and if I am, by all means I’ll be more than happy to respond personally to any ...
There are plenty of normal things I fully would’ve expected to discover in that attic – boxes of random junk left behind by the previous owner, bats, or maybe even a homeless person who h...
So my dog has this new way of telling you that she’s super happy to see you. It’s really gross and invasive and it gives me the heebie-jeebies pretty much every time that she does it, so I wanted ...