Cleo vs. The War Zone

Jul 6, 2012
Here she sees it as her #1 job to protect the inhabitants of our house from all outside threats, and yet the thundering booms as sparks fall from the clouds imply that she’s clearly out of her leagu...

Classy Like a Dog’s Butt…

Jan 13, 2012
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...

Vertically Challenged

May 13, 2011
The latest challenge that I’ve been faced with recently in our quest to get settled in our new home is changing the burnt out lightbulb outside above our front porch. Just one stupid, little lightb...

Keep Your Chainsaw to Yourself!

Jun 18, 2010
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguel...

The Bleeech Effect

Oct 23, 2009
Pronounced with a silent H, heavy on the phlegm… …and if there’s any question as to just how heavy we’re talking here, well, rest assured that it will all become disgustingly clear quite soon ...

Spring Cleaning is for Chumps

May 29, 2009
I knew I forgot to do something over the last 6 – 8 weeks… But here we are now, right on the heels of summer, and with June literally right around the corner at this point, I guess all I can say i...