Just Don’t Fall Off the Boat…
I guess you could say that I have sort of a love/fear relationship with cruise ships. A few years ago I wrote about the very first cruise that I went on – romantically enough, for my wedding an...
Cleo vs. The War Zone
Here she sees it as her #1 job to protect the inhabitants of our house from all outside threats, and yet the thundering booms as sparks fall from the clouds imply that she’s clearly out of her leagu...
Classy Like a Dog’s Butt…
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...
I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Eel
Up until now I’ve made a considerable effort to limit myself to meats that have actually been cooked – it’s a policy that has served me quite well over the years......
Vertically Challenged
The latest challenge that I’ve been faced with recently in our quest to get settled in our new home is changing the burnt out lightbulb outside above our front porch. Just one stupid, little lightb...
How Often Do You Clean YOUR Microwave?!
It takes a real man to get in there and really scrub down all of those 90-second dinners and late-night snacks … which I suppose is only fair because it’s typically one of us who made most of the ...
Keep Your Chainsaw to Yourself!
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguel...
Ask Me About My Woodpecker Attack
Apparently there are some people in this world who aren’t absolutely petrified when it comes to needles, and to those people I have only two words for you – you’re crazy....