Completely Legitimate Cruising Concerns

Apr 24, 2009
It’s on, my friends! The big vacation is now a mere six months away and counting, and the clock ticks closer every day to that time when I’ll be hopping on a gigantic boat with my wife down to the...

Things That Go Chomp In the Night

Apr 17, 2009
I woke up with one hell of a bite on my neck the other morning. Using my awesome powers of deductive reasoning, I’m led to believe one of the two following scenarios: a) My wife is actually a vampir...

Danger Lurks Around Every Channel

Aug 8, 2008
Man, some people will do anything to be on TV these days! And apparently whereas in previous years, said anything used to involve maybe taking a random pie to the face or getting a bucket of slime dum...

Creatures from the Chlorinated Lagoon

Aug 1, 2008
It’s the middle of summer, it’s hotter than the surface of the sun itself here in Florida, and here I am afraid to step foot in the water for fear of being gobbled up or snarfed down or at the ver...

So I’m Afraid of Empty Pools…

Sep 28, 2007
No, no – not the kiddie kind that you buy for $49 at Wal-Mart on a hot summer day and then buy another one at Wal-Mart for $49 the following week because you filled the thing over the tiniest of peb...

Scott vs. Dracula

Jul 20, 2007
I’m not really all that fond of needles. A lot of people have no problems when it comes to needles, whether it’s for a blood test at the doctor’s office or even the more noble gesture of donatin...