Scott vs. Dracula
I’m not really all that fond of needles. A lot of people have no problems when it comes to needles, whether it’s for a blood test at the doctor’s office or even the more noble gesture of donatin...
Horrors from Beyond the Adjustable Chair
Mark my words – no good things can come from going to the dentist. That’s right, ladies, gentlemen, and distinguished members of the press, for this week was my previously mentioned and adaman...
I Have a Dentist Appointment … in About Four Months
And right now, I’m not sure if I’m more worried about the pain or the incessant lecturing that one can only expect when he hasn’t been to the dentist in over a decade! Hey, I’ve been busy… B...
I Smell a Rat…or Possibly Something Else Equally Disgusting
You ever have one of those days when you walk into your kitchen and you’re instantly bludgeoned to near unconsciousness with that unmistakable odor only describable as “something must̵...
Scott Scared Silly
Halloween – an evening of fright, a night of terror, a myriad of horror and mystery, ridden with taunts of ghastly beings and undying souls and blood-thirsty minions roaming the dark in search o...
Death by Coaster
Now I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think you should all know that I almost died over the weekend. Don’t worry – I did manage to make it through, but they’re telling me to stay away from s...
A Gross Feat of Epic Proportions
Call it a slow news week. Call it an important medical issue that we’ve all been ignoring for far too long. Or simply call it my throwing in the towel too early, before an even more pressing issue t...
Fair and Back Again…
If someone could kindly make the room stop spinning when you’ve got a free second, I’d certainly appreciate it… You see, this is exactly why I have a steadfast rule – no crazy, upside-down car...