Welcome to Florida, You Gullible Suckers!
Sure, giant lizards munching on your rhododendrons might be a bit of a surprise the first time around, but if you ask me, a little unexpected gator with your morning paper is nothing compared to an ev...Bringing the Boat Back Home
Boy, does time fly when you’re not on a boat, let me tell you… And granted, I may have been just a wee bit apprehensive about my very first boat-based break from reality, what with the ever-impend...The Most Productive Place on Earth
Isn’t it amazing what you can get done when you’re floating out in the middle of nowhere? Let me tell you, I used to think that taking a trip down to the local Taco Bell, with its extra-value-pack...Who Knew Weddings Could Be This Easy?!
You know, I never thought I’d catch myself saying this, but going to weddings really isn’t all that bad anymore. And I suppose before girlfriends and wives the world over start printing that state...Completely Legitimate Cruising Concerns
It’s on, my friends! The big vacation is now a mere six months away and counting, and the clock ticks closer every day to that time when I’ll be hopping on a gigantic boat with my wife down to the...The Most Horrible Plane Ride in the World
Come one, come all! Gather up your children and your grandparents, and even your pets! Well, actually, don’t bring your pets, but do circle up and come together with me here today as I tell you ...One Day In, This Marriage Thing Ain’t So Bad!
I mean, it’s completely normal to be expected to give up sex…and smiling…and pretty much all fun in general after you’re married, right?! Oh, I kid, I kid – in all actuality, I really can’...A Column from the Road…Potholes and All
Well, for those of you who recall last week’s little “pre-adventure” of ours, you know that by about this time, I should be somewhere en route between the tropical paradise that is my home in Ce...Cross-Country Road Trip Planning 101: Getting from Here to There without Committing Vehicular Manslaughter
Ahhh, the almighty road trip – a wonderful blend to entice man’s love affair with the open road and that sense of adventure that can only be found when unearthing the family and half of it’s...- 2 of 3
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