“Unstable Air”

Jul 2, 2010
I don’t pretend to enjoy flying any more than I pretend to enjoy a good root canal or a lazy afternoon with nothing to watch but FOX News. I think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re well past t...

Bringing the Boat Back Home

Nov 20, 2009
Boy, does time fly when you’re not on a boat, let me tell you… And granted, I may have been just a wee bit apprehensive about my very first boat-based break from reality, what with the ever-impend...

The Most Productive Place on Earth

Oct 16, 2009
Isn’t it amazing what you can get done when you’re floating out in the middle of nowhere? Let me tell you, I used to think that taking a trip down to the local Taco Bell, with its extra-value-pack...

Who Knew Weddings Could Be This Easy?!

Jun 19, 2009
You know, I never thought I’d catch myself saying this, but going to weddings really isn’t all that bad anymore. And I suppose before girlfriends and wives the world over start printing that state...

Completely Legitimate Cruising Concerns

Apr 24, 2009
It’s on, my friends! The big vacation is now a mere six months away and counting, and the clock ticks closer every day to that time when I’ll be hopping on a gigantic boat with my wife down to the...