Let’s get one thing clear right off the bat – video games aren’t supposed to make you sweat. At least not the kind of wholesome, good natured, sedentary games that *I* grew up playing!...
The same thing that has brought me hours upon hours of couch-based entertainment on a daily basis all of these years is now supposed to turn face and become this magical motivator to get me off the co...
Give me a pocket knife and I could go out into the woods and whittle you a set of Lincoln Logs, but today’s modern Christmas gifts require a bit more assembly than the simple cut here, pound there t...
*bleep* *blorp* Oh, hey! I’ll be with you in just a… *zap* Damn it! Level 5 is just too freaking fast – who could possibly play that?! Sorry about that, and my sincere apologies if I seem a ...
If only Santa had any idea what he just did to my productivity… I’ll be the first to admit that when it comes to popular culture, I’m typically a little late with jumping on the old bandwagon. M...
…not that you’d get much for it, anyways, but hey, I suppose every little bit helps in these crazy, fossil-fuelin’ times. $3.75 a gallon, seriously?! There’s nothing quite like having to choos...
Warning: The following humor column depicts scenes of graphic violence that, while hopefully both amusing and quite understandable given the sheer ignorance of the situation, is still unfortunately an...
I can’t deny it – I’ve used a lot of different excuses for delayed columns before, including everything from a lack of sleep to having simply way too much other work to get done, and even the su...