An Unhealthy Addiction to Sugar Water

Apr 21, 2017
Could soda possibly be any more addictive if they actually did still put cocaine in it?! It’s interesting that believe it or not, that classic myth about Coca-Cola containing the infamous d...

Trump-pocalypse!

Jan 20, 2017
So we’re really doing this, huh?! Today is Donald Trump’s inauguration as the 45th President of the United States of America – no April Fools, no backsies, no “This is Ashton ...

Learned From the Parents of Twins…

Dec 2, 2016
Being a parent of twins is a lot like being a parent of only one child, except that when you’re seeing double from lack of sleep the results are exponentially terrifying… That said, even ...

Operation: Decorate!

Nov 25, 2016
Some folks are out shopping today. Others are still incapacitated from yesterday’s self-imposed turkey and gravy coma. Let them enjoy their savings and their sweet dreams of mashed potatoes an...

Red, White & Bologna

Nov 11, 2016
There was a time when admittedly I kind of liked bologna. I was probably in grade school and it was what we had lying around the fridge, so it made a fine sandwich that I ate for lunch on many an occa...