Nightmare on Pee-Pee Hallway Street
I’ve peed a lot of places over my years. Some I’m not proud of, but none like this. Never anything like this… * * * * * * * * * * It’s intriguing how the sound of something...
Never Enough Storage
Ten years ago I admittedly wasn’t the biggest fan of suburbia, with its rows and rows of houses that all look exactly the same, and the SUVs and minivans lining every driveway, and the kids̷...
A Celebration of Fall Flavors, But Mostly … Who Are We Kidding?!
Does everybody know what time it is??? Judging by the number of groans as you all reluctantly clicked on this link, I don’t even have to tell you that IT’S PUMPKIN TIME!!! because by now...
Humor in the NICU
All three of my kids have now spent time at birth in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, otherwise known as the NICU or The Place That Actually Means It When They Tell You to Wash Your Hands, to the...
Parents Say the Darndest Things
Parenting changes you. And not just by turning things like sleeping in on the weekend and playing video games with every iota of your waking free time into distant memories, but also in more direct wa...
When Express Shipping Still Isn’t Fast Enough…
I do little to hide the fact that I’m an extraordinarily lazy, antisocial recluse of a man, and frankly Amazon Prime makes it even worse. Yet I love my Amazon Prime subscription like anothe...
The Wondrous Sevener Twins Have Arrived!
Seriously, what is it with kids not following directions?! About two and a half years ago, my first son was born into this world some six weeks early, which presented all sorts of unique challenges t...
Rhonda, Don’t Shrapnel My Heart!
It was a little over six years ago that my wife and I strolled into our local Rhonda dealership to buy her a new car from a charming salesman who also happened to be named Scott …Â no relation,Â...