When Express Shipping Still Isn’t Fast Enough…
I do little to hide the fact that I’m an extraordinarily lazy, antisocial recluse of a man, and frankly Amazon Prime makes it even worse. Yet I love my Amazon Prime subscription like anothe...
The Wondrous Sevener Twins Have Arrived!
Seriously, what is it with kids not following directions?! About two and a half years ago, my first son was born into this world some six weeks early, which presented all sorts of unique challenges t...
Rhonda, Don’t Shrapnel My Heart!
It was a little over six years ago that my wife and I strolled into our local Rhonda dealership to buy her a new car from a charming salesman who also happened to be named Scott …Â no relation,Â...
Thunderin’ Thuckatash
It rains so much here in Florida – sometimes I think about growing myself a nice pair of gills. In fact, we have an entire season that we refer to as “the rainy season” whe...
Everything I Never Wanted to Know About Kidney Stones…
I always thought that kidney stones were something that old people got, like offers for life insurance and senior discounts at those disgusting buffet restaurants where the only way anyone c...
Death of a Hairbrush
I really liked that brush. And I know that it probably doesn’t seem very manly for a guy to become attached to a hairbrush as opposed to something like a chainsaw or a flamethrower, but I...
Florida, Strong and Weird
It isn’t easy to laugh in the wake of tragedy, and this week Florida has certainly seen more than its share. First it was the close-range murder of YouTube sensation Christina Grimmie while she ...
Summer Water Park Fun AND YOU!!!
It’s summertime. It’s hot outside – roughly 95 brazillion degrees, last I checked. What are you supposed to do to help beat this crazy summer heat??? If you’re anything like me...