Just Vote Already

Nov 4, 2016
Can you believe it’s finally almost that time of year?! No, not Christmas … although you’ve only got 49 more shopping days and I heard that stores are already starting to put out th...

Nightmare on Pee-Pee Hallway Street

Oct 28, 2016
I’ve peed a lot of places over my years.  Some I’m not proud of, but none like this.  Never anything like this… * * * * * * * * * * It’s intriguing how the sound of something...

Never Enough Storage

Oct 21, 2016
Ten years ago I admittedly wasn’t the biggest fan of suburbia, with its rows and rows of houses that all look exactly the same, and the SUVs and minivans lining every driveway, and the kids̷...

Humor in the NICU

Oct 7, 2016
All three of my kids have now spent time at birth in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, otherwise known as the NICU or The Place That Actually Means It When They Tell You to Wash Your Hands, to the...

Parents Say the Darndest Things

Sep 30, 2016
Parenting changes you. And not just by turning things like sleeping in on the weekend and playing video games with every iota of your waking free time into distant memories, but also in more direct wa...

Rhonda, Don’t Shrapnel My Heart!

Aug 5, 2016
It was a little over six years ago that my wife and I strolled into our local Rhonda dealership to buy her a new car from a charming salesman who also happened to be named Scott … no relation,...

Thunderin’ Thuckatash

Jul 8, 2016
It rains so much here in Florida – sometimes I think about growing myself a nice pair of gills. In fact, we have an entire season that we refer to as “the rainy season” whe...