If I had known then what I do know now … would I still have made the same stupid mistakes anyways??? It’s easy to say that we would’ve been smarter, given the wisdom of hindsight a...
I’m going to be honest – I don’t know if I could handle watching my kids 24/7 because I think around day 4 I would be diagnosed clinically insane. Don’t get me wrong …Â I...
So Valentine’s Day was yesterday. Or as most guys refer to it –Â “Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” If you’re in love on Valentine’s Day, you probably celebrat...
There are a few things that you wouldn’t want to live without here in the state of Florida… Flip-flops and sunglasses. Coconut rum. A copy of Jimmy Buffett’s Greatest Hits. Oh yeah,Â...
I have three toddlers … as particularly evidenced by my lack of sleep, the general state of my house, and the perpetual emptiness of my bank account. I also find myself saying a lot of things ...
It got really cold this week! I don’t know if you noticed, but highways in the north were closed due to ice, snow plows were out in full force, and officials were telling people to stay off the ...
If I had a choice been fighting with my four year-old each morning to get him out the door for school and going to the dentist every single morning … well, let’s just say that my dental ...
I’ve got a real problem with my nuts. Wait – that didn’t come out right, did it? Acorns, nuts, demon seeds – call them what you will, but I’ve got entirely too many of th...
So did I miss anything while I was gone? It’s true that I haven’t written a humor column now in almost a year. I’ve thought about writing columns, and I’ve told some vaguely am...