Next to Christmas, it’s one of my favorite times of year – out with the old and in with the new! Just forget about your girlfriend leaving you for another woman or your boss firing you so she does...
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house – not a creature was stirring, because I finished up all of my holiday baking days ago! So here we are – it actually is the night befo...
I’m sure you’re probably thinking the exact same thing that I’m thinking – it’s just not fair! I mean, sure, Christmas is right around the corner and it won’t be long before Santa Claus is...
It’s that time again folks – the one that we love and hate the most, where the jingling bells can put a smile on your face one day and drive you to your wits end in the grocery store the next. Dur...
It’s the most tormenting time of the year, With the talk so repelling, And Uncle Ted yelling, “We’re all out of beer!” It’s the most tormenting time of the year! I know that you’ve all pro...
Quite the sacred time of year, this Thanksgiving-thing is, with all of our cornucopias and tiny, decorative pumpkiny-gordy-thingys and cute centerpieces featuring various small, woodland creatures spo...
You know, I always try my best to keep things new and fresh when I’m writing these columns, taking particular care not to repeat topics incessantly until they’ve been proverbially beaten into the ...
Ok, so it doesn’t exactly apply in this particular case, but it’s just too good of a lyric to pass up nonetheless! (fifty bonus points if you can name the song and artist…) Anyways, if you haven...
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a little column that apparently sparked some sort of proverbial riot amongst my Arizona and Indiana-based readers (along with one stray Alaskan guy who just managed to w...
I’ve been watching a lot of afternoon television lately and first of all, I’ve just got to tell you – I don’t understand how anybody could just sit around and watch TV all day long! I mean, do...