The New Years Column, version 2004

Dec 31, 2003
Next to Christmas, it’s one of my favorite times of year – out with the old and in with the new! Just forget about your girlfriend leaving you for another woman or your boss firing you so she does...

Cue Up the Next Family Gathering!

Dec 3, 2003
It’s the most tormenting time of the year, With the talk so repelling, And Uncle Ted yelling, “We’re all out of beer!” It’s the most tormenting time of the year! I know that you’ve all pro...

Crazy @#*!&%$ Drivers!

Nov 19, 2003
You know, I always try my best to keep things new and fresh when I’m writing these columns, taking particular care not to repeat topics incessantly until they’ve been proverbially beaten into the ...

I’ll See You in Court!

Oct 29, 2003
I’ve been watching a lot of afternoon television lately and first of all, I’ve just got to tell you – I don’t understand how anybody could just sit around and watch TV all day long! I mean, do...