Did That Bush Just Bear Its Teeth At Me?

Sep 14, 2007 The Humor Column

As if working out wasn’t hard enough already… So I finally got off my butt and decided to give this whole weight loss thing another try. Some of you may recall a few columns months ago about my im...

Tales of Dieting Wisdom & Woe

Jun 29, 2007 The Humor Column

Why couldn’t I just be born skinny? Oh, that’s right – I was – but then I grew up, left my adolescent metabolism behind me, and it’s all been downhill from there, like a fat man chasing fran...

Anything to Put Off Going for My Workout…

Oct 15, 2006 The Humor Column

Exercise sucks. Allow me to explain – I’m sure it will come as a huge shock to you all, but I’ve never really been much of the athletic type. Fresh air and exercise for me pretty much faded away...

Are You Happy, Now? Are You?!

Jan 21, 2004 The Humor Column

“Dieting is going to play a key role in nursing America back to a healthy lifestyle, and when I think dieting, I think McDonald’s!” Or at least it’s that kind of marketing that the world’s l...