Stick to Writing Jokes, Funny Man!

Feb 23, 2018
As a humor columnist, I get told to mind my own business … a lot! Just because I’m probably going to make fun of something doesn’t mean that I’m not allowed to have an opinion...

Son, Don’t Bite Your Valentine…

Feb 16, 2018
This week I was informed by my son’s teacher that he bit one of his classmates at school. He’s not even four years-old yet, so it’s pretty safe to assume that it wasn’t to foll...

A Failure to Communicate 

Nov 10, 2017
Talking to kids is hard, and not just because they’re not very good at pronunciation and rarely care about whatever it is that you have to say… Sometimes I catch myself trying to talk to my so...

The Poopy Door

Oct 20, 2017
Any seasoned parent knows that the worst enemy of a parent is poop. It’s not when the kids erupt into random tantrums in the grocery store or even when they wipe their runny noses on you, t...

Subtle Differences of Land and Sea

Oct 13, 2017
I don’t mean to brag, but my life has been pretty awesome for the last six and a half days.  I can say this because I’ve been on vacation … on a cruise, in fact … and we a...

Hurricanes Are No Joke

Sep 8, 2017
Well, that’s not entirely true. Here in Florida, we joke about hurricanes pretty much anytime except when one is literally in the process of flooding and/or blowing...