Have you ever wondered about the volume of poop that comes out of your household on a daily basis? For the amount of time that I’ve spent behind the business end of a toilet plunger these last c...
I think that it’s just about every writer’s dream to find themselves locked away at home with nothing else in the world to focus on except for their writing. Note to self: A global pandemi...
I do little to hide the fact that I’m an extraordinarily lazy, antisocial recluse of a man, and frankly Amazon Prime makes it even worse. Yet I love my Amazon Prime subscription like anothe...
No single phrase in the English language is more terrifying to hear than, “The toilet isn’t flushing.” Well maybe, “There’s a meteor headed straight for Earth and the c...
I dream of a day when my best stories don’t involve my child’s pooping activities… …but alas, today is not that day. Although it’s mostly true that his craziest of poops...
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldnâ...
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...
If my Rubber Ducky can tolerate a bit of back-and-forth brainstorming banter during our regularly scheduled bonding ritual, then float me that purple bathtub crayon and let’s get to writing!...
Are you one of those people who needs a little assistance in the restroom these days? No, no – it’s a serious question that I’m determined to get to the bottom of because I can’t help but noti...