You’d think that my house would be sparkling like Mr. Clean’s chrome dome after being stranded here with only groceries and the occasional trip to the mailbox to lure me outdoors for the p...
I’d like to have a word with the guy who installed the AC vents in my house. I don’t know if he just happened to be extraordinarily tall or if there’s actually some boring, scienti...
No matter how much elbow grease and sunshine I put into cleaning, it’s only a matter of time before it all comes back with an unholy vengeance and if there’s one thing I hate more than cleaning, i...
I just hope that the poor guy knows what he’s getting himself into because for the love of all things freshly Febreezed are the floors around this house absolutely and unequivocally beyond disgustin...
I’m sure if they had any idea of the colossal mess that these seemingly harmless fillers can impose on an unsuspecting home should the furry walls containing them somehow become compromised, they’...
It’s amazing what you can find when you’re forced to pack all of your worldly belongings up in cardboard boxes for the purpose of moving them from one place to another!...
It takes a real man to get in there and really scrub down all of those 90-second dinners and late-night snacks … which I suppose is only fair because it’s typically one of us who made most of the ...
I must admit that some seven years later I would’ve never expected that old Father Time would be so cruel to my beloved white Christmas tree over the years......
I guess you might say that I have somewhat of a hanger-shortage in my house … note, specifically *I* am experiencing this particular shortage – my wife is, in fact, doing just fine in the overall ...