The Worst Poop Imaginable, Revisited

Apr 29, 2014
So perhaps I spoke a little too soon… It was only a wee seven days ago when I wrote about The Worst Poop Imaginable™, and yet here we are again because if my fellow Internet mommies and da...

Keep Your Chainsaw to Yourself!

Jun 18, 2010
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguel...

The Uber Remote

Apr 2, 2010
I have The Power!!! Well, the power to finally work our home theater system without fumbling aimlessly between eighteen different remotes, anyways, but really, at the end of a long and arduous day whe...

Movies We Don’t Need Sequels To…

Feb 20, 2009
Dear Hollywood, Please be advised that the following movie sequels do not need to be made, whether in theatrical release, straight-to-DVD, or projected on the bottom of somebody’s shoe. We apologize...

Reality Check

Jan 9, 2009
New year, same old crap on tv… But really, what else are we going to watch?! If anything, reality TV has been the most successful ongoing experiment to test just how desperate we, the people, are fo...

Voltron for President

Oct 24, 2008
The other candidates are right – it is time for change. But when we’re talking about the future of the greatest nation on Earth, why stop with change in our politics or our economy or even our way...

Olympically Challenged

Aug 15, 2008
So there’s this thing going on right now where people from all of these different countries get together and run around and stuff.They only do it every four years – probably because airfare is so ...

Danger Lurks Around Every Channel

Aug 8, 2008
Man, some people will do anything to be on TV these days! And apparently whereas in previous years, said anything used to involve maybe taking a random pie to the face or getting a bucket of slime dum...