So perhaps I spoke a little too soon… It was only a wee seven days ago when I wrote about The Worst Poop Imaginable™, and yet here we are again because if my fellow Internet mommies and da...
I may not have had the foggiest idea why Tommy Tutone would want to call a girl and risk getting phone cooties, but I still had Jenny’s phone number memorized like the back of my hand just the same....
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguel...
I have The Power!!! Well, the power to finally work our home theater system without fumbling aimlessly between eighteen different remotes, anyways, but really, at the end of a long and arduous day whe...
Dear Hollywood, Please be advised that the following movie sequels do not need to be made, whether in theatrical release, straight-to-DVD, or projected on the bottom of somebody’s shoe. We apologize...
New year, same old crap on tv… But really, what else are we going to watch?! If anything, reality TV has been the most successful ongoing experiment to test just how desperate we, the people, are fo...
The other candidates are right – it is time for change. But when we’re talking about the future of the greatest nation on Earth, why stop with change in our politics or our economy or even our way...
So there’s this thing going on right now where people from all of these different countries get together and run around and stuff.They only do it every four years – probably because airfare is so ...
Man, some people will do anything to be on TV these days! And apparently whereas in previous years, said anything used to involve maybe taking a random pie to the face or getting a bucket of slime dum...
Ahhh, the 4th of July – a day of hotdogs and baked beans, picnics in the park, and fireworks soaring overheard, all to the tune of God Bless the USA. It’s one of those days that really makes you s...