My Brand New Wasabi Couch
Of all the shades of green in my days – forest green, mint green, maybe even a little avocado – I can’t say as though I’ve ever gazed upon a thing, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral, and tho...
The Urine Courier
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldnâ...
Awesome Anniversary Gifts – The List, Revisited
If there was ever a reason for someone to accidentally forget their own anniversary date, knowing that all they’ve got to look forward to is an obnoxious wind chime or a personalized serving platter...
Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special Anniversary Edition of The Humor Column. Special not only because I managed beat the stereotype and actually remember my own anniversary, but even more ...
Who Knew Weddings Could Be This Easy?!
You know, I never thought I’d catch myself saying this, but going to weddings really isn’t all that bad anymore. And I suppose before girlfriends and wives the world over start printing that state...
Enough of This Wedding Crap … Let’s Get Back to Politics!
The wedding did, in fact, end up turning out great! Everything went moderately close to how we had planned, we got to spend some well-deserved time hanging out with Mickey Mouse on our honeymoon, and ...
One Day In, This Marriage Thing Ain’t So Bad!
I mean, it’s completely normal to be expected to give up sex…and smiling…and pretty much all fun in general after you’re married, right?! Oh, I kid, I kid – in all actuality, I really can’...
A Bachelor’s Swan Song
So this is it, folks – my last column as a single man, and not so much in the doppelganger or evil twin lurking out there in the shadows perspective so much as the no more checking out hot chicks at...