I do little to hide the fact that I’m an extraordinarily lazy, antisocial recluse of a man, and frankly Amazon Prime makes it even worse. Yet I love my Amazon Prime subscription like anothe...
I don’t think I’m really speaking out of turn when I say that here in the 21st century, our good, old friend science has kind of been slacking just a little bit lately. Between our lat...
I never thought that I’d live to see the day when Kraft Macaroni & Cheese could be delivered to my door with the click of a button. The barriers were simply too great – websites contai...
Not only will a home address in Low Earth Orbit look mighty impressive on the old Christmas cards that year, but I’m not sure if I mentioned it earlier … it would be totally awesome to live in spa...
I need to lose some weight, and after hard work and determination have gotten me minimal returns at best, I’m now turning to Mama Technology to help trim off some of these unwanted rolls in time for...
At least apples and oranges have the decency to grow hanging on trees in plain sight, but so many vegetables grow underground or out of sight – who knows what they’re doing when they’re down the...
There are just so many people who don’t even know the difference between mediocre and brilliantly-crafted luminous electrical tubes, sometimes it drives me absolutely batty to think of how many poor...
And then out of nowhere they just start coming at me like an avalanche of sheer brilliance, ready to bury the world in innovation with all sorts of new gadgets and gizmos and gimmicks that the buying ...
When was the last time that you actually used a phonebook, or at least used it for the purposes of actually looking up someone’s phone number? Using one to smash bugs or prop up a table or give you...