A Moment of Silence for the Sounds of the ‘80s (and more!)
I may not have had the foggiest idea why Tommy Tutone would want to call a girl and risk getting phone cooties, but I still had Jenny’s phone number memorized like the back of my hand just the same....
A New Penny for Your Thoughts…
Maybe the time has finally come for us to just call it a day for these copper couch crusaders and move on to bigger and shinier denominations…...
The Year I Got Socks for Christmas
That’s right, folks – not just one, but two editions of The Humor Column this week … call it a little Christmas gift from me to you because, well, I don’t make nearly enough to buy you all new...
Taking Back Dungeons…
Raising your long sword high above your head, you deliver one final staggering blow to the Orc Warrior, causing it to howl out in agony as it drops to the ground in defeat… Oops, sorry about that â€...
Movies We Don’t Need Sequels To…
Dear Hollywood, Please be advised that the following movie sequels do not need to be made, whether in theatrical release, straight-to-DVD, or projected on the bottom of somebody’s shoe. We apologize...
Sherlock Hemlock and The Case of the Missing Garbage Can Lid
It was one of those nights when it just really would’ve been nice to have a small, green, mystery-solving Muppet from your childhood around… More specifically, it was a dark and stormy Wednesday e...
Remembering What Halloween is Really All About…
What’s the first thing to come to mind when you think about Halloween? Without a doubt, images of pumpkins and candy and happy trick or treaters flow freely upon the first mention of this classic Oc...
Voltron for President
The other candidates are right – it is time for change. But when we’re talking about the future of the greatest nation on Earth, why stop with change in our politics or our economy or even our way...