“The mask isn’t for you – it’s to protect the people you care about.” — Batman Can you believe that we’ve had five months now to run around wearing masks like...
With the exception of maybe bandits and bank robbers, I think it’s pretty safe to say that nobody actually enjoys wearing the masks that have become a mainstay in our everyday lives to help slow...
All three of my kids have now spent time at birth in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, otherwise known as the NICU or The Place That Actually Means It When They Tell You to Wash Your Hands, to the...
I always thought that kidney stones were something that old people got, like offers for life insurance and senior discounts at those disgusting buffet restaurants where the only way anyone c...
I can’t get sick at Christmastime – I’ve got too much stuff to do! At least if you’re one of the birds stuck in that dreadful song, you’ve got some backup in case one of ...
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldnâ...
I just hope that the poor guy knows what he’s getting himself into because for the love of all things freshly Febreezed are the floors around this house absolutely and unequivocally beyond disgustin...
Of all the communicable diseases one could stumble upon this time of year, bronchitis is definitely right up there on the list of ones that aren’t very much fun to have at all......
Apparently there are some people in this world who aren’t absolutely petrified when it comes to needles, and to those people I have only two words for you – you’re crazy....
And I say that not so much with concern regarding the spreading of swine flu as much as simply a meager plea to the sinus gods who are currently beating my very being to a swollen pulp … I’d be wi...