Florida, Strong and Weird
It isn’t easy to laugh in the wake of tragedy, and this week Florida has certainly seen more than its share. First it was the close-range murder of YouTube sensation Christina Grimmie while she ...
The Future Has Never Been Cheesier!
I never thought that I’d live to see the day when Kraft Macaroni & Cheese could be delivered to my door with the click of a button. The barriers were simply too great – websites contai...
10 Things I’ve Learned in My First Year of Parenting…
There are a lot of first moments worth celebrating when you’re a new parent – first full night of sleep, first sounds that you think are words but any reasonable person will insist that th...
So … I Have a Son Now?!
Believe me – I’m just as surprised as you are, on account of my formerly-pregnant wife’s due date not falling for another solid six weeks on the calendar, but as they say, sometimes babies come ...
Happy Billy Bass-Mas!
The year was 1999, and the world was in desperate need of singing fishes. It had been 25 years since Al Green’s Take Me to the River had graced the airwaves and the last place anyone wouldR...
I’m Having a Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna be honest with you – I’ve had plenty of time to think about it already, and it’s kind of crazy just to try and quantify the amount of crazy that this whole situation really is......
The Urine Courier
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldnâ...
Classy Like a Dog’s Butt…
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...