Do you really think that a waffle maker that costs less than a Big Mac from McDonald’s is capable of doing anything other than burning your kitchen to the ground in a fiery inferno???...
Up until now I’ve made a considerable effort to limit myself to meats that have actually been cooked – it’s a policy that has served me quite well over the years......
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to jump on these things while they’re hot and get in on the ground floor if you’re really serious about being the bee's knees in this baby’s eyes once she ...
Boy – dieting sure would be a lot more fun if I didn’t have to feel like I had been banished from every delicious, mouthwatering morsel of junk food I’ve ever known!...
It’s when you find yourself sitting on the floor of your new kitchen at three o’clock in the morning that something finally snaps inside and you do what any mature, self-respecting adult would do ...
What can I say - when your life is just as naturally hilarious as mine is on a regular basis, finding something amusing to write about can sometimes be as easy as sitting down to a nice, healthy break...
You know how when you’re just driving along, minding your own business, and then all of a sudden, you hit an alligator in the middle of the road?! Of course you don’t, because aside from Florida, ...
Look at me. Not at her. Or even at that furry, little kitten over in the corner. Just at me … you jerk. Now that I have your “attention,” tell me – just who the hell do you think you are, Mr. ...
That’s right – it’s time to dim the lights and curl up by the fireplace, with the calm snowfall of another winter’s night gently cascading across the view of the nearby picture window while al...