Dashing Through the Snow, in a Tiny Hybrid Car!
A pilgrimage of epic proportions, only to be repeated every couple of years, and even then only if we still happen to be on speaking terms with the lot of them (or each other even!) by the time we man...
Death of an Air Conditioner
The idea of driving around without air conditioning even at two o’clock in the morning for a quick trip to the store is an unfathomable fate that I wouldn’t dare wish upon my worst of enemies…...
You Wouldn’t Know Funny From a Hole in the Ground!
I wish I could fictionalize gargantuan holes of this incredible magnitude, but these ridiculous chasms truly are the Grand Poobahs of craters into the Earth’s crust, the likes of which have never be...
Caution: Alligator in Roadway
You know how when you’re just driving along, minding your own business, and then all of a sudden, you hit an alligator in the middle of the road?! Of course you don’t, because aside from Florida, ...
The Know-It-All Car
Do you ever get the feeling that as a society, maybe our technology is getting just a little too advanced??? Now hear be out on this one… I know that I’m probably the last person you’d expect to...
Car Salesmen Are People, Too…
…well, at least a couple of them are, anyways… As they say, every story has its beginning, which is why I should probably start by explaining that this week’s edition of The Humor Column is actu...
Dueling with Dealerships, Take Two
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again… Thus is the legacy of buying a new car. We’ve all done it, and we’ll most likely all do it several more times as long as them fos...
Why Can’t You Drive 55?!
Oh good – you’re still here! Sorry, folks – I would’ve been here sooner, but I ran into a little “traffic problem” along the way, and by “traffic problem” I mean to say that I got stuc...